June 2012
Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: *goes out*
Parents: Why are you always outside?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that you won't have to complain anymore?
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
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When I realize that I have five minutes longer to...
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Seeing someone you know outside of school:
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
The night before the first day of school
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Expectations
Reality
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these are sweet please send some SRSLY.
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
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luci-in-the-sky-with-butts:
houseburning:
SOBBING UM
oh
Best last words ever.
and then I exploded
I’M SOBBING
When you're going to the bathroom and the...
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The awkward moment when you watch an animated...
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That moment when you find the perfect username,...
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That moment when you see someone you don't want to...
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That one follower that always reblogs you.
3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
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“NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
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coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
